“Years ago Thad Cohick started up a general store down Salladasburg way and the family still runs it today. They sell everything from beaver traps to borax. In the old days, lots of us would sit around the store spitting at the stove, eating Moon Pies and drinking ginger beer. Thad drove a hard bargain. Why, folks said he could get a flatlander’s last nickel. But he never took in anybody that didn’t deserve it.
Back then the big revival meetings used to come through in the summer. Folks would come from Steam Valley, Trout Run, and Antes Fort just to hear some good old hellfire preaching. It was mostly social. Well, one of them preachers really got to old Thad one summer. He came down with a bad case of religion. Said he was living his life at the foot of the cross.
When people said Thad was a changed man, a bunch of us lit out for the store to watch him in action. We was sitting around jawing when little Mary English came into the store. Thad fetched her a stick of horehound, took her penny, and waved goodbye. Then he went behind the counter, put his fingers on the keys of the cash register, looked up to heaven and said, ‘Suffer the little children to come unto me, Lord.’
We sure was impressed. Later on, Mother Olabelle Reeve came into the store. She was mother to half a dozen wayward younguns in the neighborhood. Olabelle wanted some flour, so Thad gave her a sack, took her money, and helped her out the door. Then he walked behind the counter, put his fingers on the keys of the register again and said, ‘Honor thy father and thy mother.’
About an hour later, we heard brakes squealing and tires kicking up pebbles outside the store. We looked out the window and saw a brand new pickup hauling a fancy horse trailer stop in front of the store. Then out stepped a rich-looking dude and walked into the store. He wore a ten-gallon hat, them high-heeled roach-killer boots, and a silver belt buckle. Walked right up to Thad and said, ‘I got a fifty-thousand dollar racehorse out in that van, and I need a blanket for him. Give me the best one you got.’
Thad went back into the storeroom and came out with a green blanket.
‘That the best one you got?’ asked the gent.
‘Yep,’ says Thad.
‘How much?’
‘Nineteen-ninety five,’ says Thad.
‘What?’ says the dude. ‘You expect me to put a twenty-dollar blanket on a fifty-thousand dollar racehorse? Ain’t you got anything better?’
So Thad went back into the storeroom. Now, we all knowed he only had one kind of blanket. The colors was different, but they all cost the same. We was dying to see what he was going to do next.
Thad came out with a brown blanket and put it on the counter.
‘How much is that one?’ asked the man.
‘Why, this one here costs forty-nine ninety-five,’ says Thad.
‘You expect me to put a fifty-dollar blanket on my fifty-thousand dollar racehorse? You gotta have something better than that.’
So Thad went back again and this time he came out with a red blanket and said, ‘This one’s the very best I got. Costs ninety-nine ninety-five.’
‘I’ll take it,’ said the stranger, and he paid Thad the hundred dollars, picked up the blanket and left the store.
Thad put the money in the cash register and put his fingers on the keys. Then he looked up to heaven and said, ‘Lord, he was a stranger and I took him in.’
from Flatlanders and Ridgerunners: Folktales from the Mountains of Northern Pennsylvania by James York Glimm
-Gina